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Killem Park

To Dispel False Rumors:
There is no evidence that lake pollution
genetically alters anything!

Killem Park Is a Project of the
Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun

Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Added Public Facilities in Killem Park

Killem Park Port-a-Potty Lake Service

Killem Park adds Heated Facilities
and Doubles as a Meat Smoker

Some of the Facilities Have
New Sanitary Linoluem Floors

Killem Park Portapottys

In Emergencies the Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
will bring a PortaPotty Directly to Where You are in the Park

Remodeled with New Door

Remodeled with Privacy in Mind

Remodeled with Comfort in Mind

Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Portible Stripper Pole
Available for all your Family Outings

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