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Killem Park

To Dispel False Rumors:
There is no evidence that lake pollution
genetically alters anything!


Killem Park Is a Project of the
Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun


Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Added Public Facilities in Killem Park

































Killem Park Port-a-Potty Lake Service


Killem Park adds Heated Facilities
and Doubles as a Meat Smoker


Some of the Facilities Have
New Sanitary Linoluem Floors


Killem Park Portapottys






In Emergencies the Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
will bring a PortaPotty Directly to Where You are in the Park






Remodeled with New Door


Remodeled with Privacy in Mind


Remodeled with Comfort in Mind









Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Portible Stripper Pole
Available for all your Family Outings






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