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Killem Park

To Dispel False Rumors:
There is no evidence that lake pollution
genetically alters anything!


Killem Park Is a Project of the
Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun

Killem Park's Secret and Scenic Wedding Lodge

Here's what the EDC Advertises


But you get larger accomodations


with NEW GREEN Tech Lighting Shandoleers







Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Emergency Beer Delivery






Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Killem Park Command Center




Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Killem Park Bingo Central




Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Portible Refreshment Roach Coach




Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Buys Maintenance Ekwipment for the Park











Portible Maintenance Tool Shed



Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Akwires Emergency Ekwipement






Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Park Maintenance Crew




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