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Killem Park

To Dispel False Rumors:
There is no evidence that lake pollution
genetically alters anything!


Killem Park Is a Project of the
Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun

Visit Killem Park's Haunted House




Killem Park Hiking Trail





Wear Good Footwear





Killem Park Camping Areas and AmenItties






















Killem Park is Open for Hunting


















Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Delivers PA Systems for Your Events






Exxonomic UnderDevelopment Corporashun
Can Arrange Local Talent for Your Event

Resident Organist for Weddings and Rock Concerts


Banjo Hunter and Stripper Mel Gibsin


Piano Bar to Go with Stripper Arnald Schwarzinegger


Radiator Accordian and Mel Stripper


Beer Barrel Dancing Sisters and Strippers


Dancing Duet - The Hermaphrodites


Pothole's Own Female Impersonator


Killem Park's Resident Clown for the Kids



Killem Park Swimming











or Lake Pothole Swimming







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