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Our Mayor is Married (Sun-Tues),
Single and Celibate (Wed-Sat)

He is a God-Fearin' Christian Feller

He forwarded his name to the Pope to be
Identified as Saint, instead of Mayor.

You can spot him driving his Black Caddy through town



This is Our City Leader

Mayor Saint Tony


What Saint Tony sees in the mirror!









The Mayor's Family




Mayor Inspects Local Business




Mayor Tony Enjoying a Cigarette Break
With an Alderman




The Mayor's Right Hand Man

Mayor Pro Tem Mao Tse Tung




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Real Texans do indeed laugh at themselves.