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About the Real Podunk Redneck City
Pothole, Texas

To Dispel False Rumors:
There is no evidence that lake pollution
genetically alters anything!

The City of Pothole is a spaghetti shaped city
that meanders through many miles of
pastures and cess pools

Ths city is ruled by the iron fist of dictators
that make up the rules as they go,
or to fit whatever illegal scheme they are planning.
It is called City of Pothole Politburo (PHPD).

The City is a Norman Rockwall Type Town
with Family Values At the Forefront

The city is located in deep woods
on Original Cherokee Nation lands

The city boasts of having no school system.
The only schoolhouse they had burned to the ground,
and the city dictators refused to replace it.

They still have the school zones for revenue enhancement
But education was not of primary importance
They are too busy legislating important things like Garbage.

Home School is the Only Option for Some Citysins

Many overcome the lack of schooling
and learn on their own

And they learn to be quiet
the old fashion way

The politburo has adopted the following lyrics
as the Politburo Anthem

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I知 the taxman,
Yeah, I知 the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small,
Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I知 the taxman,
Yeah, I知 the taxman.

(if you drive a car, car;) - I値l tax the street;
(if you try to sit, sit;) - I値l tax your seat;
(if you get too cold, cold;) - I値l tax the heat;
(if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet.


'Cause I知 the taxman,
Yeah, I知 the taxman.

Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)
'Cause I知 the taxman,
Yeah, I知 the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)
'Cause I知 the taxman,
Yeah, I知 the taxman.

The Politburo has purchased many useless signs so that
everyone can break the law,
and enrich the dictators' bank accounts
The Politburo is Big on Signs.. They're Cheap

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